i blame you matt massey

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

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kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

republicans continue to baffle me

Cause of death: telling /mu/ I unironically love john Mayer’s album room for squares

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ddaviidd:

that pumpkin tho…